if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

What's 4+7 47

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

The Bible

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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