- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What do you call a black priest? Father

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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