Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

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why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

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123 Main street

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whats cold and in a box...have a guess

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Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

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how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

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