- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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