- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

Women's rights

Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

Niki Minaj's ass

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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