What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

What's black and white and red all over? Colors

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

The weels on the bus go...flat

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So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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