- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

How did th-A fridge.

Knock, Knock. Come In.

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Farts smell bad!

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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