What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

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What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

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I'm gay. No homo.

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Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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YEAH THEY DO.

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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

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penis

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

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a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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