Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

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buttcrack thumbs up

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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Why did he die? He was sick.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

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Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

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How many chicken feathers are there in a 50 pound bag? 50 pounds worth Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a duck Why did the man cross the road? It was duck season A woman is dying but can't reach her husband. Why? A duck ate his cell-phone A pig walks into a bar but there is no bartender. Where is she? Dead A duck hunter is selling a duck to a man. The man only pays the duck hunter a quarter. Why? It was full of chicken feathers.

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Thanks

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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Weiner

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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