theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

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How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

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fart+fart=poop

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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