- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

a ginger has a soul

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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