"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

whats cold and in a box...have a guess

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

who is mark

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

whats water and frozen? an ice cube

A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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