womens rights to vote

Take my wife- to the store.

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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