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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

Hi my name is Jim

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

Spread the net.

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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