Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

what do gay people eat?? food

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

osama bin ladens hiding spot

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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