Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

I have two hands. Some people dont.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

osama bin ladens hiding spot

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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