- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

Blonde Entrepeneurs

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

A blind man walks into a pole.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

How do u shit With ur ass

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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