- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

A black man didn't walk into a bar

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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