What's worse than eating cows. Death

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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