- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

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