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Wade's the father

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What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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