- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

W.N.B.A.

Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

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