- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

Like this joke

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

Freddie Mercurys teeth

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??