- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

sweaty black guy

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

A woman gets in her car to drive.

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??