- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

World Peace

How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

I dislike old people.

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

Microsoft Windows

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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