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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

A man farted. Another man walked away.

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

Tennesse

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

womans rights

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Jake Bowar

Poop

gay marriage.