Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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knock knock Come in.

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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A man comes home from the office, walks inside and hangs up his coat and hat at the door. He walks into the kitchen to find his wife has not made dinner instead she is drinking with friends, she tells him that she would have made dinner but she didnt want to. Furious, the man storms to the door, grabs his coat and leaves... He gets in his car and drives down to the pub. Sitting there drinking his beer, trying to calm down he finds a peice of paper tucked into his coat pocket, he unfolds it and reads it. It turns out to be a memo he wrote to remind himself at work that day.

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What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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My mom's dead

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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