A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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Women's Basketball.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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I dislike old people.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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