Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

NEVER

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

The WNBA

Pavel Novak

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

your momma is so old, she has heart problems

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

What is brown and smells? Poop

Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

A mexican goes to an ATM.

Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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