- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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