Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

Herman Cain

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Steering Wheel Face.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Someone told me about this website.

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

your mother is so lesbian

whats pale and white your ass.

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Time flies like a banana.

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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