A scottish man having fun

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

This joke isnt funny.

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

black people. that is all...

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

I am really good at math debating

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

whats young and never moved? still born baby

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Hitler is my role model

how do you stop a train? you cant..

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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