an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

Dallas Cowboys

Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

Jews for Jesus

johann grayson being liked

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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