Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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A fish walks into a bar

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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