Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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Women rights.

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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