how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

I won the game.

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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