- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

Religion

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

My mom.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

You.

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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