I like jokes.

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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Women Drivers.

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I am black.

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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