Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Dallas Cowboys

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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Oliver's friends

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anus soup

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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