Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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Women's rights

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ekoj

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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knock knock go away

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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gays

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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Anti Joke

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