husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

I like to eat.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

A boy with red hair is happy.

Oh...okay, good.

whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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