- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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