- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

suck my dick.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

Small breasts.

Noah is Smart.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aodhan Hearty

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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