Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

Golf.

Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

BIG PENIS

NEVER

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

Potato salad

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

penis

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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