Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

The size of Idris Elba's penis

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

What's 9 +10 19

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

Obama

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

No.

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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