Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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Laura Pratz..

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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blubber vaginass CC

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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make me a sandwich!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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