What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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