Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

why did the chicken cross the road

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

How do you leave a man in suspense...

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

What will happen when a black person die they die

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

Anti Joke

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