This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

My dad beats my mom At checkers

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

No joke.

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

your fat

What is Jason? Black.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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