knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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Pianca going ham

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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