What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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No.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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