A boy with red hair is happy.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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BIG PENIS

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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Lockerbie bombing

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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hahaha

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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AND

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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